A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa was riding on a horse
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says
Le Karle Number Note!
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye
Santa: Birla cement
Banta: Kyun
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai!
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him
Suddenly a star falls
seeing that Santa Singh shouted
Kya nishana lagaya hai!
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa was riding on a horse
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says
Le Karle Number Note!
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye
Santa: Birla cement
Banta: Kyun
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai!
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him
Suddenly a star falls
seeing that Santa Singh shouted
Kya nishana lagaya hai!
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