Saturday, 8 October 2011

Romantic Relationship Messages

Your friendship is like Paktel
Your sincerity is like Telenor
Your love is like Haleeb
Your smile is like twist
Your voice is like Nokia
Your style like ufone
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ
My response like Warid

Romantic Love Messages

In soft gleaming night of stars
May all your dreams come true
May every star of every night
Bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday to you!

Text Santa Banta Messages

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out.

I Love You Messages for Girl Friend

Tanhaai Hai Pyar Me
Barbadi Hai Pyar Me
Aasu Hai Pyar Me
Bebasi Hai Pyar Me
Gum Bhi Hai Pyar Me
Hame Sab Pata Hai Lekin Kya Kare
Hum Bhi Hai Pyar Me!

Funny Facebook Status Comments

Grammar is important
Capitalization is the difference
between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your
Uncle jack off a horse.

Anniversary Messages for Husband & Wife

We've had our ups and downs
This we both know
Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things
But our love for each other
Had no attached strings
Happy Anniversary!

Friday, 7 October 2011

Funny SMS Quotes of Night

Life May Be Hard
Not Always Fun
When Night Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough &
Nobody Seems To Care
Dil Se Yaad Krna
I'll Be Always There.

Best Funny Quotes of Morning

A prayer can go where I cannot go
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You
Good morning.

Nice Good Afternoon Poems

A short n True
Message for Life
Care should b in
Heart and not in Words
Anger should b in
Words and not in Heart
Good Afternoon!

Poems of Missing You

Having No Communication With You
For A While Is Like
Driking Coffee Without Sugar
Its Not Complete Or Should I Say
My Life Isn’t Complete
When U R Not Beside Me
I Miss U!

Nice Break up Quotes

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected
He was not sad
Friends asked Y U don’t feel
Boy- Y should i feel
I lost 1 who never loved me
she lost 1 who really love her!

Nice Insult Quotes

Definition of Nurse
Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
and still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal.

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Funny Messages of Republic Day

The Roots of Violence
Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Knowledge without character
Commerce without morality
Science without humanity
Worship without sacrifice
Politics without principles
Happy Republic Day!

Independence day Text Messages

Kyun Marte ho Yaro
sanama ke liye
na degi dupatta
kafan ke liye
marna hai to maro
watan ke liye
milege tiranga
kafan ke liye.

Husband Wife SMS Collection

Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi
Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha
Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon
Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen
Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega
Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi.

Filmy Movies Messages Collection

Chalo Maala
Ye Mera Hath He
Shut Up
Love Marriage Nahi Ho Sakti Hai Bas!

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Funny Good Luck SMS

Start d work in the name of god
Do d work with the help of god
Finish d work thanks to god
Bcoz he decides
gives and makes everthing possible
best of luck.

Beautiful Double Meaning Messages

College wali
masale dar
office wali
narum narum
muhale wali
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon.

Broken Heart Text Messages

Love hurts when you breakup with someone
Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you
But love hurts the most
when the person you love
has no idea how you feel.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Bewafa Best Poems

BhaLey?Wafa?Ka? SiLa Na Dena
Magar Mujhe Yun BhuLa Na Dena
Zara SumBhaL Ke Rakhna Mere Dost Mujhko
Main Kaanch Hoon Mujhe Gira Na Dena.

A Teasing Flirt Messages

I can’t help it
it’s not by choice
my heart beats faster
my knees get weak
my stomach hurts nd
I can hardly breathe
and each nd every moment feels brand new
I just can’t help it I’m crazy for U!

Nice Messages of Success

Fullstop Is Not An End
Because We Can Write a New
Sentence After It. Same Way
In Life Failure Is Not The
Real End But It Is The
Beginning of New Success

Text Messages of Motivation

You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers
In every moment of our existence
we are in that field of all possibilities
where we have access to an infinity of choices.

Monday, 3 October 2011

SMS Jokes of Rajnikanth

Once Rajinikanth smoked
a Cigarette and the Cigarette
got Lung Cancer.

Inspirational Quotes of CID

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME
that APPEARS On the Cell when
it beeps knowing that U remember me.

Cool Messages Collection of Munnabhai

EXams song by Munna bhai
Chanda Mama so Gaye
Student sarey jage
Dekho pakdo yaron
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Friendship is Like a Tree

Aaj dosti par ek kitaab likhenge
Doston k sath gujri har baat likhenge
jab batana ho dost kaise hota hain
tumhe soch kar har baat likhenge!

Test of Friendship SMS

A sweet friend is like a pillow
When you are tired you sleep on it
When you are sad you drop tears on it
When you are angry you punch it
When you are happy you hug it.

SMS Collection of Bhai Dooj in Hindi

Thinking of the times
when we were together one the day of Bhai Dooj
Sending Warm wishes on this Day
Happy Bhai Dooj!

Festival of Dhanteras Messages

Suraj Nay Phoolo say kaha
Tum Aaj itna Khus kyou ho
Phool nay muskuratay huya kaha
Aaj Dhan Teras jo hai
Happy Dhanteras!

Beautiful New Year SMS in English

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks
Happy New Year!