SMS Jokes of Rajnikanth

Once Rajinikanth smoked
a Cigarette and the Cigarette
got Lung Cancer.

Santa~I love You
Jeetu~I love you too
Santa~I love you three, 4, 5, six, 7
Jeetu~I love you infinity
Santa~I love you Rajinikanth!

2011 wife
Husband: One cup Coffee
Wife: whhhattt ? Ask again
Husband: Can I get for u darling
Wife: That's better.

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sahi Mayno
Me Kab Toot'ta Hai?
Jab Wo Apne Jaise Print ka Suit
apne Kaam-Wali Bai ki
ladki Ko Pehne Dekhti Hai.

Maths teacher to a Rajnikanth
How can u distribute 10 apples among 6 people Equally?
Rajnikanth: By killing the other 4 people.