Husband Wife SMS Collection

Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi
Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha
Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon
Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen
Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega
Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi.

Husband Or Wife Me Jhagra Ho
Gaya To Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kiya
Ammi Mera Unse Jaghra Ho Gaya
He Me 3, 4 Maah K Liye Aap K Ghar Aa Rahi Hun
Maa Boli: Usey Apne Kiye Ki
Saza Puri Puri Milni Chahiye
Tum Wahin Raho 3, 4 Mahine
K Liye Me Aa Rahi Hon.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill!

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover
Sardar:Your honour
it’s easier to shoot a woman once
than shooting one man every week.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver & wife is kidney
If liver fails, kidney fails
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.