Thursday 6 October 2011

Filmy Movies Messages Collection

Chalo Maala
Ye Mera Hath He
Shut Up
Love Marriage Nahi Ho Sakti Hai Bas!


Tumhara Kishan Ke Baare Mai Kya Khyal Hai
Uska Naam Sunte Hi Mera Khun Khol Uthata Hai
Aur Maan Karta Hai Ki Uska Sar Pakad Ke Bas
Mujhe Paida To Hone Do Meri Maa!

Maala
Kya Hai
Marne Jaa Rahi Ho
Haan
Kaha
Chopati Pe
Dekho Mala Raat Ko Chopati Ka Paani
Thanda Hota Hai Naa,, Tum Kal Dopahar
Ko Chali Jaao Dhai Baje Us Wakt Paani
Garm Hoga, Aasani Se Upar Nikal Jaogi
Taklif Bhi Nahi Hogi Jyada!

Abhi to hamari book ka first page
khula bhi nahi tha ki exam aa gayi
Abhi to pen se likhna start bhi nahi
kiya tha ki hamara paper berehmi
se chhinn liya gaya tha
Abhi to iska gam mita bhi nahi tha ki
result aa gaya AUR iske aansu sukhe bhi nahi
the ke University exam aa gayi
University ka single point plan hai ke kaise
exam me fail kiya jaye par
JAWAB MILEGA…KARARA JAWAB MILEGA.

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan
Bcha KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN
Sir Badtamiz
bcha BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN
Sir Nikal ja meri class se
bcha CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K
CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!

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