Beautiful Double Meaning Messages

College wali
masale dar
office wali
narum narum
muhale wali
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon.

Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab mere salwal ka
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbat ka
khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai
balo me fool gulab ka
dalta hoon to tapak padta hai
patta patta gulab ka!

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon
Miss:So sweet
Bacha:To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun
Miss: Wo kyon
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai
Bacha:Tution parhne k liye.

Girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo
girl-kal tum daal k so gya
bahut dard hua
me puri raat maslti rahi aur
pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye
EYE DROP BEKAR HAI.

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do
Open the zip
Enter your hands in between your zip
take out your
book from your bag and study.